Mastercard can bite me.

Repair costs to car from getting rear ended last night: $1000.
Insurance bill from hospital visit and prescription painkillers/muscle relaxants this morning: $1200.
Coming home and finding that the brownies your housemate bought you yesterday went home in HER car and are sitting on the table waiting for you: Priceless.

-Peregrine
(All prices quoted are used for effect, and not intended to reflect actual damage or repair value. Terms and conditions may apply. Taxes and fees not included. Offer void where prohibited.)