I shouldn't be laughing.

The next time someone earnestly asks me what kind of 'meat substitute' I prefer, since, y'know, I must completely crave the taste and texture of meat even though I've been an herbivore so long I couldn't honestly tell you what it tastes like anymore.. I think I'll suggest HuFu.

Because sometimes I am 12 and I could say that and explain what it was with a totally straight face.

And it would relieve the tedium of being asked that question for the nth time.